January 2012
"Hello, would you like a table?"
“Oh, is this a furniture store?”
In gym class:
Expectation:
Reality:
December 2011
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
lolsofunny:
When mom would say she brought you something: →
theannoyingskwid:
5years old:
Now:
Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
Don’t let your hormones turn into whore moans
Sometimes, I like watching people trip & watch... →
funniest10k:
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makeup remover
imgaytarded:
expectation:
reality:
Stage makeup…
EDWARD CULLEN...
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
me: omg lets be friends
person: ok
/never talk again
